Tuesday, September 7, 2010

TMI

 Me and Ashi, a female friend from college, on our second round of beer.


Ashi: Kumusta na kayo ni Dainn?

Ex Jason: Eto, break pa din. Hehe. Pero nakikipagbalikan ako. Ikaw ba, meron kang boyfriend ngayon?

Ashi: Um… Boylet lang.

Ex Jason: Okaaay, paki-define ng “boylet”.

Ashi: Nanligaw sakin dati kaso ayoko pa ng bf. So naging fubu na lang. Ang hot kasi eh.

Ex Jason: Teka, nakwento mo na ‘to sakin last Feb. Sabi mo nun ititigil mo na siya ah.

Ashi: Oo nga. Sabi ko nga. Last week sabi ko sa kanya wag na siya pumunta sa bahay kasi ipagtatabuyan ko talaga siya.

Ex Jason: O, anong nangyari?

Ashi: Yun, sinundo niya ako kanina kasi magpapasama ako somewhere. Tapos pumasok siya magpapahinga daw muna siya. Tinabihan ako sa kama. Tapos yun na.

Ex Jason: Wow. Kahanga-hangang self control. Talagang nakarating siya sa kama mo. Ano nangyari sa ipagtatabuyan?

Ashi: Eh ang galing niya kasi eh. Pag hinawakan na kasi boobs ko, wala na.

Ex Jason: Haha! Sabagay ako din, sobrang turn on din sakin pag dinidilaan nipples ko. Tapos yung kamay eh nasa baba, nagtatrabaho.

Ashi: Uy talaga? Masarap ba yun?

Ex Jason: Oo, sa akin. Napapatayo pa nga ako minsan eh. Sabay hawak ng kamay sa ulo ko. Parang, “Sige, gawin mo kahit ano gusto mo!”

Ashi: Tapos may “please” sa dulo? “Gawin mo please!” Haha! Si boylet kakaloka, mahilig mag dirty talk. Bigla na lang masasabing “Yeah, you like it?”

Ex Jason: Eh di sagutin mo. “Yes.”

Ashi: Nag-practice nga ako para hindi naman siya ma bore sakin. Pag mag isa lang ako sa apartment nirereview ko yung mga ginagawa namin tapos nag iisip ako ng isasagot.

Ex Jason: Haha! Ayan, pwede ka nang maging scriptwriter! Bakit ba kasi hirap na hirap ka?

Ashi: Eh kami kasi nung ex ko sanay sa public places kaya dapat tahimik. Or kung di man public place eh there’s someone else in the room or in the other room at talagang maririnig kami.

Ex Jason: Oh? Kami ni ex noon hindi na nagbobother na tumahimik. Rinig kami ng nasa kabila pag may ginagawa. Rinig din namin sila pag sila naman. Give and take.

Ashi: Panalo, friend. Haha! Teka pala, na try mo na ba sumaling orgy?

Ex Jason: Foursome lang.

Ashi: Ah, foursome.

Ex Jason: Eh ikaw?

Ashi: Di pa, pero willing akong mag threesome.

Ex Jason: Two guys or dalawa kayong girls?

Ashi: Ok lang either.

Ex Jason: Would you kiss the other girl kung sakali?

Ashi: Ok lang sakin.

Ex Jason: Ooh, sounds like you’ve tried it before. Haha!

Ashi: Haha! Ikaw ba, have you tried it with a girl?

Ex Jason: Nope, but I’ve tried kissing some of my lesbian friends.

Ashi: Haha! Well, I guess that counts.

Ex Jason: Ano pang crazy stuff ang nagawa mo maliban sa public places?

Ashi: Um, di naman siya crazy sex experience, pero may weird ako na fetish. Gusto ko pag sinasakal. Pero ex ko lang gumagawa sakin nun.

Ex Jason: Oh? Teka, pano niyo nalaman na gusto mo ng ganun?

Ashi: Ano.. Napahawak siya sa leeg ko nung isang beses, tapos nagustuhan ko. Tapos ano.. diniin niya lalo, napaungol ako lalo..

Ex Jason: O bakit ka nagbablush? Uy, naconscious! Hahaha!

Ashi: Hahaha!


*Silence habang sabay napainom ng beer.*


Ex Jason: Grabe, samantalang noon ang pinag uusapan lang natin eh favorite pancit canton flavor.
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21 comments:

  1. GuyronySeptember 7, 2010 at 5:57 PM

    Oh, the fun of orgies.

    Well suited title to your post.

    TMI.

    Precisely.

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  2. Fickle CattleSeptember 7, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    I love this post. Seriously. This made my day. Reminds me of actual conversations with my girl friends.

    http://ficklecattle.blogspot.com/

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  3. NimmySeptember 7, 2010 at 6:09 PM

    fun! fun! fun!!! :)

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  4. Yas JaysonSeptember 7, 2010 at 6:12 PM

    As friends grow, topics also widen its range.

    Major major FUUUUNY!

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  5. Lester DavidSeptember 7, 2010 at 7:35 PM

    nako! nabahiran ang inosente kong pag-iisip! grabe ka jason!!!! narungisan na ko!

    anu yugn TMI?hahahahaha

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  6. MaginoongBulakenyoSeptember 7, 2010 at 7:58 PM

    Noong mga bata pa tayo ang pinag-uusapan yong favorite anime natin, ngayon level up na! hehehe Sarap talagang makipagkwentuhan sa kaibigan.

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  7. ArisSeptember 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    ang sayang usapan. haylavet! haha! :)

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  8. Barakong PinoySeptember 7, 2010 at 11:13 PM

    hahaha! napa-browse ako bigla sa phonebook at fb ko. HAY! i miss my friends...

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  9. bienSeptember 8, 2010 at 12:11 AM

    TMI talaga. ang saya, pero medyo naloka ako dun sa sinasakal- naalala ko tuloy yung ken park

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  10. thing_kerSeptember 8, 2010 at 12:41 AM

    LOL, as in TMI.

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  11. DSMSeptember 8, 2010 at 12:48 AM

    finished backreading... you are awesome!

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  12. LasherSeptember 8, 2010 at 2:22 AM

    Ikaw, Jason, ano fetish mo aside sa sina-suck yung nipple mo?

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  13. Jepoy DacuycoySeptember 8, 2010 at 8:10 AM

    jusko jason pag nagkwentuhan tayo ulit eh ganito pagusapan natin. bwahahaha. nakakamiss yung mga ganitong conversation. napakaarte kasi nung ibang tao kapag nagkukuwento ako ng ganito. parang diring diri sila sa akin. LOL

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  14. kaloySeptember 8, 2010 at 9:01 AM

    hahahahaha - wait 'til your friends become moms. i tell you, the information they share becomes waaayyyy over what a gay man can handle... *wink.

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  15. rowellSeptember 8, 2010 at 10:39 AM

    Jason, you've really grown on me. I've started looking forward to your entries na. ^_^

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  16. NishiSeptember 8, 2010 at 5:01 PM

    meh, kinain ako ng trabaho kaya late reaction.


    naloka din kami pareho sa mga pinag usapan namin. we pretended to cover our ears at some points when our discussion was getting too graphic. haha. but that's what's great about talking with old friends. you don't have to hold anything back. at nagmamature din talaga ang topics. balang araw, mga negosyo at hacienda na namin pag uusapan namin. choz.


    thanks to the first time commenters (commenters. hmm..) fickle, thingker and dsm. do visit again and comment in my future entries. though i doubt i'll be writing anything as stimulating as this one in a while. lol.


    no, i don't do orgies. hanggang foursome lang and that was a one-time thing. just to sate my curiosity. (mag explain daw ba?) and no, lash, i'm not telling my other fetishes. =P though nacurious ako dun sa sakal sakal. baka magpasakal ako sa ex ko pag sakaling nagkabalikan kami. sana lang wag niya ituloy-tuloy. lol. okaaaay, TMI na naman.


    rowell, your comment made my day. thanks, you're very generous. =)


    and for those who don't know (na si Nicos lang naman ata), TMI stands for Too Much Info. Sana lang walang na-trauma at mag un-follow dahil sa post na to. lol.

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  17. my-so-called-QuestSeptember 8, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    nasan na yang friend mo?
    pakilala mo ko! hehehe

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  18. rockylubricoSeptember 9, 2010 at 7:50 AM

    very relevant...loke it;)

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  19. thymine_dimersSeptember 10, 2010 at 11:36 PM

    Okay...at kailangan ko pang i-Wiki itong TMI. Xenxa, di sing PC lingo savy. Ang TMI sa akin ay yung kay Pavlov...Transmarginal inhibition. Xenxa. Geek kasi. Do I know this Ashi??? Hahaha. Loved the revelations here Ex Jason (hapita oy!). Na-miss na tuloy kita kausap...wahahaha.

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  20. Arwind VeraSeptember 11, 2010 at 9:59 PM

    Ang hirap naman nyang sakal sakal na yan. Effort! Hahaha.

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  21. ShenanigansSeptember 12, 2010 at 12:03 PM

    di ko talaga ma imagine yung mga masukista.. hehe!

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